Eric

An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.

My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.

by Sven Schligenmuehler October 18, 2008

Eric

A huge pussy who sucks at basketball and is the biggest faggot in the world.

Something an Eric would say "I love Taylor Swift"

by rsgfsgf85sfg December 10, 2012

eric

a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.

Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.

by i know you. October 16, 2008

Eric

idk wtf these people are talking about i'm an eric and i'm an asshole

"hey eric"
'hey'
"alright seeya then"
'k bye'

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

Eric

He is a homo ginger that loves playing Xbox and used to smoke a lot now he just hooks up with guys and drives around in forza horizon

Eric :THATS ON PERIOD

by ZENBUSH78000 April 12, 2020

Eric

Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.

Eric called me gay

by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018

Eric

Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.

I want to suck Eric's Big Dick

by ERIC IS SO SEXYY June 29, 2019