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Etard

someone who is chronically online to the point of cognitive decline.
person 1: I could really go for some food rn
person 2: retweet!

person 1: you fucking etard
by screenager3000 October 23, 2025
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Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue
Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.
by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025
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Hope Eradicated

1. Secret hardest difficulty in the game called Cruelty Squad. Can be turned off via interacting with the Divine Light shrine.

2. State, when the situation went so bad, that it literally crossed the "point of no return" and now can't be fixed.
1. - Which difficulty is the hardest in "Cruelty Squad"?
- Hope Eradicated.

2. Steve was walking past some homeless person in LA, which stabbed him with used syringe needle. Now he has AIDS and hard heroine addiction. I guess, all hope is eradicated for him.
by vlg149.200 December 20, 2023
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Cunt Eradication

A phrase used to describe the results of a night of hardcore kinky as fuck sex probably involving bdsm or a fetish (fisting or other roughly handled sexual acts) after a man has rattled the woman like a rusty gate in the wind he has performed the act of cunt eradication leaving the lady's vegeegee in tatters after multiple orgasm achievements are unlocked due to boss level gratification
Jo said she was as horny as a rampant rabbit in the spring on setting number 3 therefore Kenny gave her 4 orgasms in 20 minutes he had left Joj's vegeegee in a state of cunt eradication leaving her satisfied & gratified.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 20, 2026
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Pre-baby eradicatio

No corpses don't have more rights than people you idiot. Women can still decide whether or not to donate their organs and corpses can't get abortions. Their rights are identical.
Hym "REGARDLESS of what you call it or whether or not you consider it to be 'alive' you are still 'disposing of your offspring.' It's PRE-BABY ERADICATION. I thought eradicating things was bad."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023
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