Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 11, 2010

Empty Tango

The act of two females making love... equipment obviously not included.

Circa 1953.

What is presently referred to as: WOW HER WITH MY AWESOMENESS

Window-Peeper: I heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with Pocky's kinfolk.

Spoon-Licker: What can I say it was the fifties and she needed a College Rec.

Sheep-Cote Clod: I wish I could harass some sheep. If only it wasn't for my stiff peg-legs *looks down sadly*.

by notchaospocky16or18 March 15, 2010

empakini

When women wear empanadas to cover their private parts like a bikini. Unlike white people that eat edible underwear that is made out of candy, hispanics love empanadas on their women a lot better.

"Wanda was wearing an empakini to seduce her oversized husband."

by foscuba December 30, 2011

Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.

That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.

by Coop1964 October 30, 2015

Emperess

A beautiful black goddess. An Emperess is someone with confidence and perfect hair. A great smile. Perfect characteristics. Shes so amazing and beautiful. She doesn't put up with any nonsense and all the boys are over her. Emperess's are mainly not understood bc of how smart and Intelligent they are but they push through and beat the odds.

"Omg that girl is so pretty and her melanin is Poppin! She must be an Emperess"

by Emperess <33 August 8, 2020

Emphatically Fiending

The utmost, undeniable, unequivocal craving or desire for something or someone.

I’m emphatically fiending to submit to Daddy.

by BG&Daddy March 7, 2022

The Randall Empire

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.

Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

by EagerBeaverWeaver March 27, 2019