One direction

The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.

Me: do you remember one direction?

Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised

by G1ngerB1tch April 11, 2021

Directioner

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.

Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.

Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.

Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.

friend comes over and looks at walls: um.. one direction?
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.

by A Directioner. September 7, 2012

DirectX

An Application Programming Interface (API) developed by Microsoft to allow programmers to access various hardware, most often the graphics card and sound card. Despite being produced by Microsoft, DirectX isn't actually all that bad, if you can get past Microsoft's abominable coding style.

Learning DirectX is hard, and Microsoft's unintelligible code doesn't make it any easier.

by Gazuga May 16, 2004

directioner

one direction fans till the end (there is no end) ∞
the deadliest fandom of ALL

A directioner would say:
"I love this album more than I love myself! (referring to Up All Night)"

by directioner(; October 18, 2012

Directioner

-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.

-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.

-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.

Directioner's FTW!

by True Directioner April 25, 2011

Dire Wolf

An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.

There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.

I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.

by mavra_chang June 30, 2010

marching band director

The person in charge of picking music, writing drill, and teaching the band how to march. Can usually be found saying, "One more time!" and then having the band repeat it seven more times. The band director quite often does no dirty work of their own and has the drum major take care of it.

The marching band director could never be trusted when he said "One more time"

by Kayla Christine May 26, 2006