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Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
by AkaMV February 2, 2013
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Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020
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raggin dragon

Hey Brad, do you wanna grab a beer tonight?

I can't! The wife has turned into a raggin dragon!
by Gummy bear sex September 29, 2017
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Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.
The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!
by refuse stone October 10, 2009
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dragon ant

Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit.
Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets the fuck beat out of him.

Dragon ants can normally be knocked the fuck out with a pimp slap.
Daaaaaamn! Dragon ant just got fucked up by that lady in the wheel chair!!!
by CT_Vigilante September 5, 2008
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double-dragon

When you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.
Man, that burritto really did a number on me- I was pulling a double-dragon all night
by randomlysid June 20, 2011
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dragon call

The act of calling a dragon, with many purposes.

The dragon call is a deadly art passed down from generation to generation of Asians. This act takes many years to master, and is often the cause of death due to inexperience of use.

Though, there are few masters of the legendary dragon call living to this day.

Often categorized within the ninja arts, it is possibly the most deadly, efficient, and bad-ass ninjutsu summoning technique to date.

Usually done by the Asian race in order to seek revenge upon others who have undermined them.

This is done by clasping the hands together to form a "hollow sphere" and is then blown into through the thumbs to create a sort of whistling noise.

This can be done in different tones and notes to achieve various tunes, which determine the type of dragon summoned.

In conclusion, don't mess with asians.
I've done the dragon call before and I'm Asian. Trust me, it works.

Famous Asians have supposedly mastered this kickass art, most notably Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan.
by BBoy Preacher December 9, 2008
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