Dr Google

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.
Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google.

Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!

Dr. James: *note to self: Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.
by biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA April 18, 2009
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dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
by Holly January 19, 2005
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Dr. Pepper

"Hey Lou, you seem like you are cool as shit."
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you"
from the back...
"Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth"
Lou says
"Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga.
by pacospelotas September 13, 2009
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Tl;Dr

Too long ; Didn't read.

Any over wordy thread or long drawn out story that people don't want to really read, but reply to anyway.

Also a form of trolling or humorous reply telling some one to get to the point.
by D. ESPI March 13, 2003
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Dr. Rockso

The rock n' roll clown
He does cocaine.
I'm Dr. Rockso the rock n' roll clown, and I do cocaine!

I woke up with Dr. Rockso's finger in my butt, that's how my day was.
by DeathklokFTW May 15, 2009
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Dr Evil

A hell funny dude played by another hell funny dude, Mike Myers!
What's long and hard and full of seamen?

How bout NO, you crazy dutch bastard

F-R-I-C-K-I-N. I-D-I-O-T. With a frick frick here and a frick frick there. here a frick there a frick, everywhere a frick frick. Dr Evil had a sub, filled with FRI-CKEN IDIOTS!

Everyone in this sub who's not a frickin idiot, take one step forward. not so fast, everyone who is in this sub.
by gracie May 02, 2005
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dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.
John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!
by me? February 09, 2006
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