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Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys
The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum
by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017
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someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.
The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)
by opinion_ November 9, 2016
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Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.
@conner is such a douchebag
by Noname September 21, 2016
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"Yo man did you Jake Paul new vid"
"No fucking douchebag" #fuckjakepaul"
by Candykelly02 July 19, 2017
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Paul Abrahamian from Big Brother.
There has never been a bigger douchebag in the history of Big Brother.
by BA82 September 8, 2017
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Someone who wears their subglasses backwards in their head
Look at Ben,
He looks like such a douchebag
by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015
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1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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