ditch

to ditch means to be left or abandoned by your gurlfriend or boyfriend. They leave/abandon u because either;

a. they are bored of you
b. they think its a nicer way to break up
c. they are avoiding you because of something bad they did
d. they hate you and never want to see you again
e. they found someone better than you
f. they are immensely annoyed of you and want to spend time with other people
g. they want "SPACE" from you

all these reasons can lead to major breakdowns for the person being ditched. also they may feel unloved, uncared for and unwanted.

they can feel depressed, sad or upset. they will also say plenty of stupid things that they don't mean. if the person being "ditched" is very sensitive then it can lead to a bigger fight, especially if BOTH the people in the relationship is sensitive to not being treated properly. they are getting upset because they cannot stand being witout their gurlfriend/boyfriend for a long time. they might love each other very much, but both people hav to agree on the relationship for it to work.

overall being ditched isnt a good feeling but it happens to everyone at least once in life. it might feel like the end of the world..

but you never kno

hold strong and it will work out (:

jen: "YOU DITCHED ME!!"
matt: "huh? when?!"
jen: "YOU LEFT ME YESTERDAY AND DIDNT SAY A WORD TO ME ALL DAY."
mett: "ermm... uhh...."

by [m ii l l y] December 9, 2008

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.

Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.

by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

ding dong ditch

To go to multiple doors and ring the door bell, only to run away before the person comes to open the door.

Jaron and his cousins decide to ding dong ditch. Instead of having fun, a pedo old guy in a pink shirt comes out with a shovel and says he called the police. Just don't ding dong ditch at pedos doors :)

by pseudonymsareawesome June 18, 2011

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

Ditch the wives

What the kids today say if something's cool or rad

Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!

by Load.... January 29, 2021

MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

by andale524 October 14, 2009

brb ditch

to say "brb" just to exit a conversation

"he hasn't come back in an hour...fucker brb ditched me."

by alivealivealive October 24, 2009