Dorf

When you are home alone and fall asleep after a particularly vigorous wanking session, cock in hand and fruity materials spread around, only to be awoken by the sound of the front door closing meaning that someone has been in the house but you don't know who or if you were discovered...

My mate pulled a Dorf and can't now look his Dad in the eye...

by matesoctagon December 12, 2018

Dofference

A dofference is a person who is eccentric, mad or considered a genius whilst having some heavy sexual needs. Derived from Middle English and Urban culture doff rence

“Jane your friend is such a Nerd!”,
“Actually you’ll find she’s quite the dofference”

by SlangMaster010 April 1, 2019

Doffersnt

Doffersnt is when a man misspells “Different” But refuses to admit he is wrong

Hey! It’s doffersnt
You mean different?
No. Doffersnt

by OMDS April 6, 2019

doffers

Collective noun- a group renound for consumption of jiggas.

"Those guys are such doffers - they spent all night knocking back jiggas of Chivas"

by Long Schl0ng S1lver April 14, 2019

Doffense

Its both defense and offense, you use it when you have no other choice but to attack but you keep your gaurd up at all times

your attacking going in for a punch and you hit, your enemy throws another punch right after yours but you block becuase of your good doffense.

by Redmonkey2465 February 24, 2020

DorkFish

The complete essence of a Josiah Lippincott.

Word is complete with erratic chaotic schizophrenia.

Stop being such a DorkFish.

Why we allow a DorkFish in this facility is beyond me.

by SmthaScumGang March 18, 2020

Dorf

Duck meat.

Hey Jack, I'm going to cook some Dorf soup!

by dorfguy May 22, 2020