plop a dook

Take a dump, pinch a loaf, go number 2.....

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.

by GoAppState March 11, 2008

dookie bomb

when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility

"Wow, that bathroom at work really stinks. It smells like someone set off a dookie bomb."

by renegade of funk July 26, 2007

straight dook butt

straight up swamp ass, son

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!

by nelgo April 17, 2007

doorknobsexual

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie

Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!

by The doorknob July 12, 2018

Village Doorknob

A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.

Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"

by IanMFarewell April 2, 2009

swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

wisconsin doorknob

Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.

Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.

Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.

by CarmellaC May 14, 2018