doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)

Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”

by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019

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Doof

A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.

You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.

"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"

by fartsensei69 January 23, 2020

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doofing

A ugly person who post pics of them on social media and thinks it’s cute

hey look at what noah posted what a doofing

by xoxololl March 27, 2020

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doofren

doo-ph-fren

a very fancy frog.

person a- look! a doofren!
person b- it’s not that fancy.
person a- yes it is! it’s wearing a top hat!

also used for compliments.

person a- you look just like a doofren!

by froggrrs November 11, 2020

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Dooflickamagigger

A filler word, used when you have no other word to call what you’re describing, or when you don’t know what it is your trying to describe.

(Same energy as thingamajig)

Hand me that dooflickamagigger, please.

“What’s the name of that dooflickamagigger over there?”

by TheWildLackenhagners March 31, 2021

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