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dookie bear

to shit on a sleeping old man. so that he wakes up very angry.
I was pissed at grandpa. So I gave him the dookie bear, while he was snoring on the couch.
by sheefan amadeus January 9, 2006
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Dookie Braids

A type of braid that is commonly worn amongst young female African American children of elementary school age.

Characteristics of the braid include being fuller in size than a standard braid, decreasing in size from top to bottom, and overall resembling a lumpy piece of dookie, hence the name.
I was flipping through my old elementary school yearbook, and I saw Jasmine's picture. She used to have dookie braids!
by FerrariCarr July 27, 2010
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Brew doggie

Lets drink some brew doggies tonight, and maybe raw dog some randoms.
by Marcus Bunny May 13, 2010
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Dooglesnackin

N.,V., Prefix (Doogle-)

N. 1. A piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person.
2. The slang term for a Frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield.
V. 1. To masturbate with food.
Prefix(Doogle-)To masturbate with following object. Ex. Dooglesetting- To masturbate with silverware, Doogleclowning-To masturbate with a clown, etc.
N. Johnny ventured into the bathroom after his older brother was done, but little did he know the bananas and apples in there would begin to dance because they were no longer fruits but had been transformed into the mystic Dooglesnackins, he cried.
2. The Dooglesnackin ran as fast as he could when the Panzer topped the hill, running straight into a battle ready troop of German soldiers, he cried.
V. Will was overly excited when he got the ham out of the oven, and should have waited twenty minutes for it to cool before dooglesnackin and only waited five thus burning his genitals, he cried.
by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004
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Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.
Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.
by Nicky Jam Jam April 27, 2009
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dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.
After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.
by pj January 28, 2005
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blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass
by Chris cain March 9, 2005
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