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Donald Trump 

Donald J. Trump is the 45th president of US; being the first orangutan in history to become a President, and also the only President of US to hold a glass of water with only one hand, which is all you need to know about him; since he has hardly achieved anything else.
"Iä! Iä! Covfefe Yo-Semite TRMP President TwenTwen!" (trans. Trump for President 2020)-This is what His followers chant during His worship.

Donald Trump is your president, and you must listen to your president!

DONALD TRUMP 

THHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT that would marry his own daughter and loves walls especially ones that divide countrys
DONALD TRUMP: IMMA MakE A WWwWWaAAAAAlLLLLllLLlLLLL

Donald Trump 

Also known as 45. Lost the popular vote in the United States 2016 Election but, won the electoral votes to push him to subsequently win the election.(Hence number two.)

Recently revived as a verb. It is the act of releasing waste from your body into the toilet.
Angie: "You going number one or number two"

Mary: "Going Donald Trump"
Donald Trump by Barbiebabe May 26, 2018

Donald trump 

A person who spent to long in the sun, sunbathing. His hair was originally a mop. He brought the mop from a Local indian drug store in China..
Donald trump is used to explain a store bought mop. Also said, in sun bathing urban legends.
Donald trump by EnTeRnamEHeere October 27, 2019

donald trump 

The last person I would go to for "Covfefe"
donald trump: Wanna go out and get some..."Covfefe?"
donald trump by LindyisLittle April 17, 2019