go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

doctard

1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.

2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.

"Look at that doctard over at the bar with his lab coat on!"

by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Doctor Death March

Slang for Provigil, the brand name for the remarkable prescription drug Modafinil. Modafinil erases fatigue and keeps you alert, but it's not addictive, it's non-toxic, it doesn't trigger psychosis, and most remarkably, it has no recreational value. It even has no hangover. For that reason, it is a perfect companion to coffee and cigarettes when you've got to death march all weekend because you played XBox all week and blew Friday's deadline. Also known as daffodils.

Dude, you better stock up on doctor death march or you might resort to trucker speed to get you through finals.

by rainbow coma February 7, 2009

The Doctor

Is the main charater from the BBC show Doctor Who. He is the very last time lord from the planet Gallifrey and travels in a time and space machine called the TARDIS, the last type 40 in the universe. He travels with human companions (and sometimes robots). He has the ability to change his appearance. This process is called Regeneration His main enemy is the daleks, who he met in the episode The Daleks, and they have been seen in every regeneration. They only have one goal- to exterminate all "less superior life forms". Everytime The Doctor beat them.

The Doctor jumped into the TARDIS before the daleks could exterminate him.

by Allonsier10 June 27, 2015

11th Doctor

Played by Matt Smith.

The regeneration of of the Tenth Doctor played by David Tennant

Some debate he is actually the 12th since Tennant regenerated twice.

The 11th Doctor is my third favourite Doctor, 10th being 1st and 3rd being 2nd.

by Mandaese August 3, 2010

pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.

Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!

by Telephony May 20, 2014