Dire Wolf

An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.

There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.

I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.

by mavra_chang June 30, 2010

marching band director

The person in charge of picking music, writing drill, and teaching the band how to march. Can usually be found saying, "One more time!" and then having the band repeat it seven more times. The band director quite often does no dirty work of their own and has the drum major take care of it.

The marching band director could never be trusted when he said "One more time"

by Kayla Christine May 26, 2006

One Direction

1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.

2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.

1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life

(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)

2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot

(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner

(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro

by Fishforsupper August 21, 2013

director

A mythical creature known to occasionally visit corporate offices. Directors thrive upon the professionalism and professional attire of all employees of the offices, and as such, several notices are issued in advance of a director's arrival for people to be on their best behavior. Directors, however, are quite elusive - despite an employee's best behavior and finest dress, these efforts are often in vain, as directors do not desire to go slumming with the commonfolk. A director's smile is known to result in rapid career advancement. Ironically, the most common instance of a director's smile is from employee termination.

There is a director coming to the office. Business casual is still appropriate, but please consider dressing in your most professional business casual attire. (i.e. shirts tucked in, sleeves not rolled up, consider shoe choice)

by numbertwo June 10, 2009

Direct Deposit

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

by JBento June 9, 2009

Directioners

Directioners aka Crazy fandom Army of Five sexy Lads. Dont dare you disturb their 5 boys you would receive death threats. Really Loves follow spree and always thirsty for new followers. They dream have 5/5 + 1D . And Likes making and reading fanfiction. Actually they were talented but most of them insecure and need god.

A : I ship haylor they look so cute
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !

by 1xzarryxD January 26, 2013

Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

by MJI August 13, 2003