Devine

The most toxic but addicting guy you will ever know. Sometimes he can be so sweet at times but he can be just a dick. He thinks he is the most smartest guy out there. You will break up with him but keep wanting him back even just as a friend. All your friends call him a fruit cake.

"why are you still talking to Devine"

"he is addicting"

by kabeet November 17, 2017

Device masturbation

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.

"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.

by Crazybmws September 22, 2011

Peppermint Devine

The act of givng oral sex with an Altoid in one's mouth.

I went down on him with a peppermint devine!

by Ben Gladstone October 27, 2007

Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

Cool Devices

Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...

What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.

by Vash March 12, 2005

Devien

A rarely used name, of Italian origin. May also be used as a substitute for many different insults such as: fag, whore, douche bag etc ; Also used on occasions as a substitute for marijuana.

"I hate that guy over there, what a devien."
"That guy's been smokin' the devien all night."

by Metal Irrelevancy January 3, 2008

Cylindrical Pouring Device

Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.

TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know

by TheJoker December 13, 2004