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brown derby 

The most common definition of this proper noun is the Los Angeles restaurant frequented by stars of the silver screen in the 30's and 40's. This restaurant was named after the original Brown Derby that was opened in 1926 in Malvern, NY. I would like to make you aware that this term now refers to an act between a man an a woman. While said act could physically take place between two males, the term Brown Derby refers to a heterosexual treat that some lucky men regularly receive on their anniversaries after getting their lovely spouses soused.

Its derivation is twofold. The least graphic metaphor being that the purple helmet may take on a brown hue during the act. The second centers around the word Derby, in the context of a demolition derby where two objects are rammed into each other causing some amount of damage to the object with less momentum.
Well how the hell did she get pregnant if he only gave her a brown derby??
brown derby by Ant'ny November 10, 2008

Brown Derby 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper
I went to take a shit today and recieved my second brown derby this week
Brown Derby by P1980 October 12, 2006

Coast away - F3 derby 

The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.
Coast away - F3 derby

"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)

"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)
Coast away - F3 derby by NewyJetsfan December 19, 2011

Studbone Derby 

An event organised within the gay community of Newcastle whereby, many gays decend upon some local stables and partake tin a frenetic orgy with the Studs tethered in their stalls
Studbone Derby by Terry October 30, 2003

Blowjob Derby 

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Blowjob Derby by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

The Derby 

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.
Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree
The Derby by NPE January 18, 2005