Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

by jimmer346 June 17, 2015

deez nutz

"DEEZ NUTZ" goes with any song. Replace the chorus with "DEEZ NUTZ". I do... Try it son!!

Song: Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent

Chorus:

Damn baby, all you need is alot of DEEZ
A lil bit of DEEZ, a lil bit of DEEZ NUTZ...

by ATown & TT October 1, 2005

deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.

Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"

by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022

Deez Nuts

The most hilarious Vine of 2015.

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!

by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016

Deez Mama

Woah deez mama, a mix of joe mama and deez nutz. there will soon be joe nutz, where are joe's nutz?

You: hey do you know who deez is
Some Random Dumbass: uhhhhhh no who is deez
You: DEEZ MAMA, get owned loser
Some Random Dumbass: don't you mean deez nutz?
You: shut the fuck up im about to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Some Random Dumbass: deez nu-
*beating noises intensify*

by Random Stuff idk November 21, 2021

Deez Nutz

It must have been a big thing for a LONG time because my dad said that he hear kids saying it at his school- (he's 60-)

It means your dick-

Person 1 : DEEZ NUTZ

Person 2 : THAT MEANS DICKKK

Teacher : UHHH.... UHHH! UHHH!!!~~~~~

by SMACC MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AAHH January 23, 2022

Deez Nutz

Penis

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? 😞💔💔
Lynda: Leaving what?.. 🤣😂🙌😎😉
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE 😊😍😒✌😞💔🤣😂😂🙌😉😎

by mickeylovesdeeznutsinyomouth July 27, 2021