dear John letter

1. A letter sent by a girlfriend (usually) explaining to her guy that she has no wish to see him any more, or that the relationship is not working out. Equivalent when the target is female is the dear Jeannie letter.

2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.

Marie, not being the most confident girl on the block, gave Desmond her dear John letter after he ogled too many women on the beach.

I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Dearborn Heights

An established quality residential community of nearly 60,000 located in southeast Michigan. It is a progressive city committed to enhancing the lives of all who live and work here. The city’s central location in Wayne County affords easy access to numerous recreational, cultural and travel opportunities in the Greater Detroit area. The DH provides an ever-increasing number of services in a city with excellent schools and nearby colleges and universities, state-of-the-art healthcare facilities, many houses of worship and civic organizations, close-knit neighborhoods, low crime rate, affordable housing, a wide selection shopping areas and all the advantages of living in a small city with a diverse population and a strong economic foundation.

There isn't much to do here, but Dearborn Heights isn't as bad as everyone from here says.

by stankyhoes313 October 26, 2011

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Dearius

A person who is inspired to become a musical artist is very athletic and almost every sport a pot head and has some hoes

Hi dearius

by John holman September 21, 2018

deadrick

Deadrick is a long person with a big head.

deadrick mostly would like dreads with blonde tips

by Sherrod robinson June 1, 2016

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.

Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer

by Vincent84 February 15, 2010