contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened

person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021

poop decoration

Corn or Maze

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

fridgemas decoration

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge

Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration

by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022

special deviation conduct warrant

A legal document that authorizes law enforcement officials to search for evidence of non-conformist or dissident behavior, often justified by vague or arbitrary criteria such as "suspicious activity" or "potential threat" to public safety.

Typically used by authoritarian regimes to suppress dissent and maintain control over the population.

The use of special deviation conduct warrants is a clear violation of civil liberties and human rights and undermines the principles of democracy and free speech.

The special deviation conduct warrant is a horrible thing to think about and pray doesn't happen to your country.

by Me Roboto April 17, 2023

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023