1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
by JpsILLADELPH July 15, 2008
When you're too fat and out of shape to even play a game of darts, that afterwards renders your arm sore and useless.
by ltschmellt November 17, 2007
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
'Sport': A drunken game in which players place a coin in their ass-crack, and drop said coin into a designated cup on the floor.
by George March 09, 2004
Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
by Millidred February 06, 2006
by DammitDave November 28, 2022
by carlinders November 30, 2010