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North Dakota

The only normal state left in this country.

We do have: running water, electricity, water, metal structures, cars, things to do, room, breathable air, and beer. And the nicest damn people you'll ever meet.

We don't have: real gangsters (Natives caught with cigarettes and sent to YCC don't count), a high crime rate, homeless people on every other block, bad traffic.

Nodak is also quite possibly the best place to underage drink in the US...#1 son (google it and check some statistics).

North Dakota is NOT full of hicks. Nor hillbillies. Nor rednecks. Just normal people. And normal people like fast cars, big trucks, and everything with wheels. We play video games, go to the mall, go to concerts, watch movies, and listen to loud music, just like other people. There is plenty to do, as long as you aren't a lazy ass about it and expect entertainment to just be handed to you constantly.

Oh yea, the weather is really unpredictable, so you can't be a bitch about it.
Conversation amongst North Dakota teens:
#1: "Hey man, what are you gonna do this weekend?"

#2: "Well, Friday I'm either going to a show or the movies, then Saturday I'm gonna go get my booze in Bismarck and party at XYZ's house."

#1: "Sweet, I'm goin' down there Saturday too. Need to find a buyer yet, though."

#3: "Here, I'll give you my sister's number, she'll get whatever you want as long as you pay."

#1: "Aight, thanks. You guys wanna come play some CoD4 tonight after school?"

#2: "Chyea, that game's tits."

#3: "Fuck yea, let's do it! Ima pwn your asses."
by I<3the701 April 10, 2009
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Dakota Bender

Often used as a derogatory term. If you are calling someone a Dakota Bender, they are usually a piece of shit. They also probably listen to Creed.
"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."

"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."
by P Shivers November 2, 2009
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university of north dakota

University of North Dakota, formally known as UND, and also known for the Fighting Sioux Hockey team, and the flight school. Has sub-par education with a good label on it. Most students could possibly be corn-fed and inbred minnekotans (minnesota/northdaka residents) who drink heavily during all seasons especially during the relentless winter. Girls are known to be very easy due to their former lifestyles on the farm performing beastiality with the animals. The remaining 15% of students are asian aviation students who enjoy anime and talking jibberish, while avoiding showers and keeping their toxic smell. Fraternities are a big part of student life, a big cover up of luring drunk girls to the bedroom, this activity is especially encouraged throughout the student body, along with sharing of STD's between groups of friends via choice females. Studying is almost not known at UND, due to functioning alcoholism among students of all ages, also due to daily parties and hockey games. There is a large known rivalry between UND and the farming community of incest formally known as North dakota state University in Fargo.
University of North Dakota has such sick parties the professors like hearing about them and remembering their glory days.

did you hear about that girl date raped at university of north dakota?
by sioux soldier March 8, 2012
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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dirty dakota

Sexual : Finger popping someones asshole and then giving it a swirly lick like a lollipop.
How many licks does it take to Dirty Dakota
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daolonwong

The entity produced by the combination of Chinese human flesh and Radioactive panda sperm - only if performed anally. Obtains immediate superpowers. Can only be one DaoLonWong at a time.
Holy shit a nickle.
Its Raymond's fault.
Oh that DaoLonWong.
by Raymond Wong November 25, 2006
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