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Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
by sleepsloop December 3, 2020
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dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_
1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock
by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021
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Dante

Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)
Wow was that Dante he’s so handsome sexy strong rich massive cock, etc
by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022
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dantee ruiz

If you are a Dantee Ruiz, you are a mother fucking God.
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Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
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Dante Ortiz

Dante Ortiz is a glasses wearing dumbass
by Swagmasterbigcock69 November 25, 2021
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Dante Pancotto

Charli d’amelio and Dante Pancotto are dating
by Didieneb November 4, 2019
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