He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.
by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022
Cool as shit 😎 👍 but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.
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