Dangle Hoof

A Very Old Woman Vagina

Damn!! You see the dangle hoof on that old skank??

by Ben Tolman February 18, 2010

sticky dangle

When your junk gets all sweaty and sticks to your leg.

"Dude, why are you walking so weird?"
"I got sticky dangle. My dick's stuck to my leg!"

by AJWhacker October 20, 2015

steve dangle

steve dangle is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan who hates them because THEY LOST TO A 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!!!!!!

did u see steve dangle post another video about the leafs sucking?

by ImTotallyNotLonelyLOL January 17, 2021

Dangle-titty

Old people have dangle-titty , meaning your titties hang lower than your rib cage.

“That person has a dangle-titty, ew”

by Toe_muncher August 25, 2022

The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 29, 2011

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed November 2, 2007

dangle flaps

The dropping or flailing or even stretching of the labia (outer lips) of a woman or young girl in some cases. Many men will avoid a lady for having dangle flaps but some men don’t mind.

Adam: “Hey dude! Isn’t that Lisa, I heard you slept with her”
Quinton: “it got frisky I must admit but when I pulled her panties off... BOOM! Dangle flaps, so I dipped quick time”

by Dittyskit December 15, 2017