sticky dangle

When your junk gets all sweaty and sticks to your leg.

"Dude, why are you walking so weird?"
"I got sticky dangle. My dick's stuck to my leg!"

by AJWhacker September 04, 2015

The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 28, 2011

steve dangle

steve dangle is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan who hates them because THEY LOST TO A 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!!!!!!

did u see steve dangle post another video about the leafs sucking?

by ImTotallyNotLonelyLOL January 18, 2021

Dangle Hoof

A Very Old Woman Vagina

Damn!! You see the dangle hoof on that old skank??

by Ben Tolman February 19, 2010

dangle dongle

A long shlong (for all the 4 yr olds out there, that means penis)

I can’t wait to succ kyle’s dangle dongle

by Savagedoge69 November 21, 2017

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed October 17, 2007

dangle flaps

The dropping or flailing or even stretching of the labia (outer lips) of a woman or young girl in some cases. Many men will avoid a lady for having dangle flaps but some men don’t mind.

Adam: “Hey dude! Isn’t that Lisa, I heard you slept with her”
Quinton: “it got frisky I must admit but when I pulled her panties off... BOOM! Dangle flaps, so I dipped quick time”

by Dittyskit December 14, 2017