monthly cycle

Refers to any of the twelve new bikes that every woman in the world receives for free annually, evenly spaced out over the course of the year.

One of the biggest reasons that a guy has such a hard time understanding women is that they are always given twelve free bikes each year, whereas a guy hasta BUY a new bike any time he wants one. (Well, it MUST be true --- gals are always talking about their **monthly cycle**...!!!)

by QuacksO October 8, 2017

spin cycle

When making out, you spin your tongue around in your partners mouth as if they are a load of laundry... it's not pleasant.

Tom: Dude I was making out with Melissa and she likes the spin cycle.
Rob: Least your tongue is clean now.

by TheTosh January 5, 2009

Moon Cycle

Commonly refered to as a Male menstration cycle.
While the male does not endure the same disgusting challenges durring this period as a female, he generaly acts like a real bitch.

Ian considered putting Jaret's name in this example but he knew that Jaret would start his "Moon Cycle" and be act like a whiney little girl.

by Ian Jewbag July 14, 2006

cycle

you're sober...
all you wanna do is get high.
you're high...
all you wanna do is come down.
you're down...
all you wanna do is die.

I don't follow the cycle, the cycle follows me.

by MastaFunkk January 20, 2010

Cycle Cunt

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.

Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"

by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

hit for the cycle

Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Woman, Shemale, and Man over the period of a week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It is usually easier for Bisexual men to hit for the cycle as bisexual women have a hard time finding a shemale to have sex with them.

However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.

An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.

I just hit for the cycle.

by lounging1234louie July 31, 2010

the Bic cycle

The process of accidentally, or purposely, acquiring other peoples Bic lighters. One looses a Bic, another finds it. Or one steals one from a friend or foe.

The Bic cycle occurs when a friend leaves his lighter over at your house, by default it is yours.

Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.

by sobcheck6666 July 10, 2010