by Reggie Zarola October 27, 2020
Get the Custom-kunmug. Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021
Get the useless customermug. Something so absolutely rigged that only a true professional could accomplish that level of quality.
Did you see the way Marquis left that conduit hanging from the ceiling? That's custom. He's real custom.
by Oldschool88 August 14, 2021
Get the Custommug. You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
Get the customer journeymug. When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
Get the ultimate customer experiencemug. A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021
Get the Big Dan's Tavern Customermug. by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016
Get the porn customermug.