Custard Head

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

by Mel Well February 11, 2004

custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

custard canon

To shoot off a custard like substance(cum)

My boy friend shot me with his custard canon last night

by Alanalover1216 November 12, 2015

Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.

Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum

by Pandaboii420 February 26, 2018