Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

Cucumber Slumber

(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.

Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?

by TheCuc March 19, 2014

Sea cucumber

The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.

Jim sea cucumbered John.

by teeBagger May 18, 2007

Peelin' the Cucumber

When your in the kitchen and you have a cucumber in your left hand (or maybe your right) and you have a vegetable peeler in your right hand (or maybe your absence of a hand) and you happen to join the two identifiable objects together so that one might separate the atoms of the other, just SO, as to remove only the outer layer of the fruit.

I was peelin' the cucumber before making a healthy meal.

by Elaura January 27, 2017

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016

Cucumber jackfruit

Noun.

A dumb person with zero personality.

This waiter is a cucumber jackfruit.

by Hadm1208 April 15, 2020

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010