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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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CrossFaded

the condition or state of mind were you are all lit & chill for Jesus Christ joyful and content knowing the King of all things came down from heaven to suffer and die on your behalf and was first among the dead to rise again and called you the worst of sinners to be his and he paid for it so through him you are worthy and he loves you and will never forsake you and he has satiated the unquechable spirit
I was getting depressed so I binged the bible and I am all CrossFaded now
by SnowHotep March 30, 2025
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Crossed

To be both under the influence of alcohol and high off marijuana at the same time.
by Bacon&Eggz July 19, 2025
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crosshairek

crosshairek is one of the nicest msi members
by .fireg_ August 23, 2025
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CROSSADDRESSER

When adds pop up and you already in an add.
I was watching an add that I was interested in and got a pop up crossaddresser interfering with what I was watching.
by JD WILLIKINS November 13, 2025
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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