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Croledance

"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).
“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.

One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
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Crondangles

Used to describe high quality Canibis
That shit was the crondangles
by crondangles February 27, 2010
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Crondich

A curse word describing anger, distress, as in:
Oh crondich! My results came back- I'm HIV positive!!!
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clonedominums

Condominiums and/or track homes that have a very same likeness; exterior finish or color, roof texture or style, lawns and landscapes, streets and sidewalks, etc.
Becky: John! You were supposed to pick me up for a date yesterday -- what happened to you?

John: Sorry, I got lost amongst hundreds of clonedominums where you said you lived. I didn't have your phone number so I just kept looking and looking, but every home was a clone of the one built beside it.
by ICoinedTheWord July 22, 2010
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craned a bitch

When one becomes a decepticon in a semester during college and fornicates with a crane or other robots. It is a common phase for most IT students to go through.
You should have seen that robot ass. I craned a bitch!
by Xanr5150 January 2, 2014
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Cronade

A person who claims whatever he says or does is legit and/or correct, regardless if whatever he says or does is wrong.
Soccer Player 1: OW! I sprained my leg!
Referee: No you didn't, you're faking it.
Soccer Player 2: What are you talking about? He twisted his ankle when he tried to pass the ball!
Referee: No. When I say he's faking it, he IS faking it.
Soccer Player 2: Quit being a cronade.
by an ordinary person like you January 8, 2014
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crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.
That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.
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