Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 23, 2025

criminality

The a really horrible roblox game.
created by a pedophile known as RVVZ.
the game is filled with emos, catboys, furries etc.

"I'm fucking quitting criminality it fucking sucks" proceeds to play it for the next 2 years

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

criminality

a game that makes you want to kill yourself
players afk farming for hundreds of hours to get to level 133

person: wanna play criminality
person 2: no i hate criminality

person: why
person 2: it makes me wanna kill myself

by notdreamsexual42069 May 12, 2023

Criminality

The shittiest roblox game. Commonly used to show how bad something or someone is.

"This game is so 'Criminality'!"

by Vryius August 10, 2022

Criminality

Of what crime is he guilty?

Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023