creepsturbation

The act of creeping on people's online social media profiles for pictures to pleasure oneself to, often committed by individuals with neckbeards.

"I had to tighten up my security settings to stop all the creepsturbation going on from my Halloween pictures."

by Rip Van Stinkhole May 18, 2014

Ceebs

When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"

-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.

by Roborohan May 30, 2016

Ceebs

Ceebs, cba or cbf, and couldn't be arsed/assed or couldn't be fucked, means to be lazy, only in an informal manner.

Person 1: "Bro, can you make me some coffee? I made it for you last time."
Person 2: "Ehh, ceebs."

by Blazingtactic July 10, 2016

Ceebs

A shortened version of “ican’t be bothered”.

“Get out of your bed!” “Ceebs!!”

by What’s Gucci February 1, 2018

ceebs

a word that originally came from "cant be fucked" or cant be stuffed" and they used cbs for short for "cant be stuffed" and then they made it into a word which is "ceebs"

yo man come to mine and play some fortnite

nah ceebs lol

rlly cunt

yeah mate i ceebs playing fortnite

well fuck you cunt

by random guy3990304 July 19, 2018

cerebs

1. a person who is famous for having expert knowledge of a particular subject. Derived from a combination of 'celeb' and 'cerebral,' the most important part of the human brain.
2. a brainy and famous person.
3. a combination of intelligence and celebrity status.

Elon Musk is more than a celeb, he is a cereb.
Bill Gates and Elon Musk are cerebs.

by Cerebs July 28, 2018

ceebs

when you're too lazy to write can't be asked, but you're too lazy to write cba, so you ceebs

ceebs.

by High d is gay April 29, 2019