Bleacher Creature 

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

Bleacher Creature by pinetard January 5, 2010

Substitute Creature 

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

Substitute Creature by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011

rectal creature 

Is someone who is socially awkward, Weirdo.
This phrase is originated in Hebrew - Yetzur Me hatahat
Yetzur - Creature
Me - From

hatahat - The ass

Can be used in a simpler way :
Creature from the ass

Rectal creature is using medical reference for more

sophisticated insult.

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

rectal creature by Excel265 June 21, 2014

Crease Creature 

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.

Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.

Crease Creature by Broberts January 7, 2016

deviant creature 

Another way to say that one is a cross dresser on a Tindr profile.

I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!

deviant creature by TacoJackson August 26, 2017

methalogical creature

Creatures only when fucked off on meth-example treeples

The methalogical creatures are coming for me

methalogical creature by Cheekychris May 3, 2018

Walmart Creature 

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

Walmart Creature by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018