closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.

We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!

by jjackison October 7, 2007

Camping Carl

A term given to any person that spends an unacceptable amount of time in one area of a video game map. The reasons for their lingering range from not being able to get kills to taking a break to bate it. Generally disliked by all other players for using overpowered sniper rifles and carbines. Other synonyms include Mallow Maker, Negative Nathan, and Bouncing Betty.

"GOD DAMN IT! That Camping Carl just shot me in the back because I ran past his camping ass!"
"Don't worry dude. He's probably about to go beat his meat or put something in his balloon knot anyway."

by Tobysrh August 16, 2009

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

Champlin

Champlin consists of banks and sandwich shops and cookie cutter houses and boring familes. They recently got a doughnut shop which is pretty good.

"Champlin is so boring."
"Yeah, but they have yummy doughnuts."

by Silver Strike March 9, 2012

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.

Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....

by Future Clinton Clone #45alpha March 21, 2010

Van camping

The act of assuming no responsibility for one's actions and just chilling.

Paraphrased by: "Dude, I was just chilling and it is not my fault."

I was van camping in Cowan one day and some hoe dropped her tampon on my noodles.

by investomaniac October 7, 2012