Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation

the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet

by searchaboob April 22, 2010

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

Cottonmouth Kisses

Cottonmouth Kisses is a book written by American author Clint Catalyst. It was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into it's second printing in 2007.

Have you read Cottonmouth Kisses?
It's a really good book.

by Little Miss Scare-All October 16, 2008

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003

cotton candy blowjob

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.

hey wanna have some fun?

how about a cotton candy blowjob?

by Naystee Neight June 9, 2016

Cotton Bouquet

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.

If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.

by ExitRamp September 25, 2003