Diego Corrales

One of the toughest boxers ever. Fought arguably the greatest fight in history May 7, 2005 against Jose Luis Castillo. Killed in a car crash two years later. RIP Chico.

Diego Corrales' dead nuts are bigger than Floyd Mayweather's current ones.

by Crass Naste June 29, 2008

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

Golden Corral

When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.

Hey Jerry, come over so I can Golden Corral dat ass.

by kawaiicunt November 20, 2016

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 6, 2005

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015