Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Coronavirus

The action of ejaculating inside your sexual partner.

Did you just cum in me?!
Yeah I did a coronavirus cause I shouldn’t come outside.

Coming outside will make a mess, so I pulled a coronavirus.

by Just_Sick March 26, 2020

coronavira

Coronavirus' wife that refused to go on the journey w/ him cause she needed to babysit their 12 kids

Coronavirus: "Ayo coronavira go on a mission to take over the world w/me"

Coronavira: " I'm sorry bby but we have 12 kids I need to look after... I told u we should've used a condom."

by I don't fuck w/ u bitch March 30, 2020

Coronavirus

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.

Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.

by oussamabinladen33 April 7, 2020

coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper

johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus

by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020