by cordelious August 27, 2022
Get the cord#0001mug. 
Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. by slaverys March 15, 2024
Get the cord kidmug. Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
by V3_JT September 14, 2021
Get the Climbing the umbilical cordmug. The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.
The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.
The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.
The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.
The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.
Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.
They were never seen again.
They were never seen again.
by John the ripper December 9, 2020
Get the otto cordmug. Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug.