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cooter jab

a game in which a girl may jab another in the cooter. The rules are: 1.Blocking is allowed 2.No jabbing from behind 3.Only I can make more rules
That was one nice cooter jab!
by buttpiratess November 27, 2004
mugGet the cooter jabmug.

cooter ketchup

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!
by AZ August 26, 2003
mugGet the cooter ketchupmug.

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.
Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina
by Jason February 10, 2003
mugGet the cooter mintmug.

The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.
Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!
by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009
mugGet the The Cooter Monstermug.

Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.
Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 2, 2010
mugGet the Death by Cootermug.

hooter cooter

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.
"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.
by Dayman842 September 2, 2016
mugGet the hooter cootermug.

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