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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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Social Contact Hangover

(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023
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CONTACT PATCH

MAN I GOTTA BANG MY NAIL INTO MY BABES CONTACT PATCH SOMETIME SOON OR IM GONNA HAVE BALLS BIGGER AND BLUER THAN THAT PLAYPEN IN MICKY Ds ON THE HIGH STREET THERE BY THE EAST COAST STATESIDE -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
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3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.
Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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