coffee list

A list of people you'd like to have coffee with to catch up with them. Usually made when under a restriction of time, for example if going to a certain place or having a set amount of holiday.
Guy: What're you doing over winter break?
Girl: Nothin' much, you?
Guy: I got a coffee list going.
Girl: Oh! Am I on it?
by yashplorer December 18, 2013
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Cleveland Coffee

When someone takes the straw from their iced coffee and shoves it up their ass. Then someone else sucks the coffee from the 1st parties dick
I was so thirsty today i drank a cleveland coffee from my uncle.
by Flickerstick182 September 11, 2019
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Brazilian Coffee

When a person puts a coffee filter and coffee pot underneath their ass and takes an explosive shit. The filter will filter out the chunks so only the sweet sweet liquid is in the pot. This can be heated up later to make some delicious Brazilian coffee.
by Princess Amy's Peasant March 25, 2016
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Polish Coffee

A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.

Classic Polish coffee:

50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk

Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.
"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"
by charliemurphyyyyyy October 17, 2011
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Coffee Fag

A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.
Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.
by Zeus12 March 01, 2013
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Double Coffee

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."
Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!
by Mike61659 September 13, 2009
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Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.
Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."
by Dr. mcjesus100 March 29, 2010
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