n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.
Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.
Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.
Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "
*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*
"I guess I'll go find a pond."
*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*
"I guess I'll go find a pond."
by GuyFaulks September 12, 2013
When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know
by Glennb July 10, 2020
by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018
Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
by Scroblog January 19, 2005
The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.
Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.
by vorpalbla October 11, 2015
In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.
"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"
by R Russell February 25, 2010
Swedish Coffee
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
by SassySusy February 11, 2023