When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..
You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.
by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012
Get the Coat Jacking.mug. 
The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.
by The Coat God January 28, 2015
Get the the coat godmug. To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.
Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
by Patrechisms April 30, 2014
Get the Colour-coatmug. Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
by Csm1967 November 21, 2013
Get the hobo coatmug. im begging u to fuck me i cant believe u blocked me on snap and ig but this is my one way to communicate to u. PLEASE LET ME FUCK U NATALIE ILL GIVE U ANYTHING. if u read this hmu ;)
by pl[okijhugyftrd December 5, 2017
Get the natalie coatesmug. The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
by Odd_James June 27, 2019
Get the Queef Coatingmug.