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Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017
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couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
by CPViper January 16, 2018
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Churchin

To attend a church service to say you went, but not to learn anything or get involved just to be able to say that you go to church. Also to attend church to remove guilt of what you did that week and do the same the next week...wash repeat.
Churchin:

Example :A
Bill: " Hey would you like to learn about what Jesus did for you so you could go to heaven?
Tom: No thanks brotha, i go to church already, i don't need to know that .

Example B:
Bill: "Church is a good place to go for help on getting clean from alcohol and drug addiction".
Tom: "I already know that, after i get trashed on Friday's and Saturday's i go to church and ask God to clean me up on Sunday's.
by Fosheezzy January 27, 2018
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Clucking

Iconic sound made by Ugandan Knuckles when repeated and uncompletely clicking their tonge for the choosen Kween with the purpose of showing her their pledge.
Sandra: Listen Judy, I was chilling very peaceful at VRChat (don't judge me, bitch) when, out of nowhere, a large herd of ugandan knuckles appeared and chose me as their "My kween".
Judy: Yeezus!
Sandra: That ain't all, gurl. They surrounded me and started doing a super loud and annoying clucking.
Judy: Oh lord..
Sandra: IK, but yet they, in somehow, made me feel supreme and special for the first time in a long while... (cries)
Judy: (huges Sandra and cry together).
Sandra: (Whispers while crying) I have ebola now.
by GatoIdk January 28, 2018
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Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018
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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
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Churchin slurpin

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
by Ron with an h January 1, 2019
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