Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

time clown

When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.

Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.

by webgoat August 14, 2012

Sneaky Clown

During anal intercourse in doggy style the man reaches around to the woman's face, sticks his index fingers in her mouth and forces her to smile.

Variations:

If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.

Dude what was with Jess's face last night it was covered in whip cream.

Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!

by Ronogrinn June 9, 2014

shawn "clown" crahan

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!

Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!

by MM151 March 17, 2015

Circus Clown Bend Around

When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.

Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.

by Slim Yim August 8, 2018

Insane Clown Posse

A "gang" of hip-hop artists who rap about the hardships of life in the middle-class suburbs. They often rap about committing violent acts, though we all know if actual gangsters rolled up on them they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

Known for songs such as: "In My Room" and "My Axe"

Jeff: Insane Clown Posse broenem whatchu finna do
Crip: Shut yo bitchass up wigger ill send yo ass to heaven lil bitch
Jeff: *runs*

by ezra24 September 3, 2023

Stupid faggot clown

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.

This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018