Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.
by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024
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Get the Edmond Elephant is a clever clogs mug.Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
Get the Joosting my clog mug.The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Job mug.When you've been thinking of something all day and now your at the point of really thinking of doing it when suddenly you don't want to do it and you do something else or nothing entirely.
man, i was dreaming about letting my girl do the oklahoma hand grenade to me, i woke up and made my sniggle go down and sat on my bed thinking of what to do, then I had an anus clog, I ain't wanna do it no more so I did something else.
by Zenstar February 3, 2026
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