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Claire

On the outside, she's gorgeous, smart and funny. On the inside, she's loving, passionate and caring. Every single thing about her makes you want her so badly. She's the girl who at times has no confidence in herself, whether that be in sports or in life. But she should know that she shines like the brightest star in the universe to everyone who truly knows her. She can make anyone's bad day a great one, someone you can always lean on when you feel down. She means so much more to people than she knows. She's the person who you try to ignore but can't ever stop thinking about. She's the person who always has something she thinks is the funniest thing ever, and yes, at times it isn't really funny, just listening to the excitement and joy in her voice makes you laugh along with her. She's the girl you always want to be with, but separation makes you realize how truly special and unique she is.
Wow, I'm crazy in love with Claire.
by SquatsIsMyLife October 30, 2014
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Claire

A magical rainbow stretching over a field of unicorns.
Mike will love claire forever and hopes she knows it.
by a deer in headlights September 9, 2010
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clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.
I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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clairsentient

A Clairsentient is an individual who perceives (as in a "sixth-sense") by feeling or having knowledge about an object. A good example of this extreme psychic ability is that a clairsentient is able to visualize an item without seeing an image of the specific item. Like a radar detector, a clairsentient possesses the internal power to see and feel radiation from objects that are invisible and out of site. A clairsentient can read "auras" of people and objects to discover their personal histories. In doing so, a clairsentient can sometimes see visions of the future... situations or occurrences that have yet to happen. Not only this, a clairsentient can even sense the presence of spirits and discover events surrounding that individual's death.
1) I don't have to say a word and already that clairsentient bitch I married knows I'm about to tell a lie.

2) If I was clairsentient like my mother I'd be able to figure out the tough problems.

3) Imagine how much money a clairsentient could make betting on the ponies at Belmont.

4) Congress is acting like an autonomous clairsentient body instead of a duly elected representation of the people.

5) If you believe in Santeria for twenty bucks you can get a clairsentient to read her caracoles and tell your future.
by RevPettibone March 15, 2010
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Claire Bear

A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are
"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"
by wickid tree November 8, 2009
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Claire

She is a little harsh at times, but that doesn't matter. She is the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my whole life. Her hair is that of a blonde goddess, and falls perfectly. She has those eyes that shine like diamonds, and has a non-stop smile. She is hilarious, and is super smart. A reading whiz, Claire is the most amazing girl I have ever met. She has an angels voice (duh, she is one) that can sing anything, and mix harmonies. She is amazing. She is awesome. She is Claire.
Dude: I wish Claire would notice me as much as I notice her.....
ALSO SELMA, LIAM, CLAIRE, WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE STOP COMING BACK TO THIS I WAS 12
by SELMA STOP October 1, 2018
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Santa Clarita

Don't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police.

Boring, Fascist, and Conservative.

a.k.a. The People's Republic of Santa Clarita
(Santa Clarita)
You guys wanna smoke a bowl and hang out in Town Center?

Of course, there's nothing else to do in this town.
by Entropic September 12, 2006
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