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choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
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Chody

A male who is wider than he is tall. Taken from the word 'chode' meaning a penis of the same description.

Chodys are rare outside of Wales however there have been many sightings of a mystical chody residing in the Bay Of Plenty region of New Zealand's north island and countless sightings reported in the United States.

A chody is generally a repulsive figure to females and open to ridicule from fellow males.

A chody is often a lonely individual.
Check out that chody walking down the street. If you drew a japs eye on top of his bald head he'd look like an actual chode!
by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011
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choadarific

Adjective used to describe whore-ible behavior.

See choad.
Spiro Agnew was a very choadarific politician.
by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004
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choad waffle

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded
that bitch keith is such a choad waffle
by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007
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choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.
The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.
by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003
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Choad

To put it shortly... its a penis, a dick, a cock.
Gotta Suck on a choad in the party zone!
by assblaster9000 May 8, 2013
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chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.
"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."
by Hearns May 16, 2008
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