choad biter

Derogatory term. An asshole. A douche bag. One who bites a choad. Implies homosexuality.

That douche bag is a choad biter.

by obiwan-jacobi January 31, 2010

Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube March 9, 2009

Chodasaurus-Rex

An impressive bowel movement on iceberg proportions that actually extends above the water level of the toilet bowl and touches the area of the body that would be called the "chode".

Dan vented his furious dump of epic porportions, wearily sighing as it touched his chode. The "chodasaurus-rex" was back- after mistakenly thinking it had been extinct for the rest of Dan's lifetime.

by Bonillawafer July 11, 2011

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010

choad

a penis that is wider then it is long

come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth

by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007