Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
by Balistic July 30, 2010

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.
Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"
by Buckified February 26, 2011

by T.m.F.g March 8, 2008

an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. Everything is about him/her. Figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.
Golfer #1: Hey, how have you been?
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.
Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.
Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.
by BulldogBuckeye September 16, 2009

A chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them.
by Kfreezy September 8, 2008

by Geaux Tigers 2009 December 2, 2009
