Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

by Balistic July 30, 2010

Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 26, 2011

chest tube

A tube usually used in your chest but should be used to shove up a mutha fucka's ass!

I'm gonna take this chest tube and shove it up your ass and your gonna like it...bitch!

by T.m.F.g March 8, 2008

Chest Pounder

an individual who engages in the relentless act during a conversation of telling you how superior he or she is, either by direct or indirect means and regardless if you ask. Everything is about him/her. Figuratively pounding the chest, such as an alpha male gorilla.

Golfer #1: Hey, how have you been?
Chest Pounder: Well, I shot a 75 today. I can't really score well on this course.

Bowler #1: Hey....how's it goin?
Chest Pounder: 237....these lanes are too oily to really score well.

by BulldogBuckeye September 16, 2009

chest pillow

A chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them.

I was tired so i laid down on my wifes chest pillow.

by Kfreezy September 8, 2008

chest pussy

a woman's cleavage when it is used like a vagina during titty fucking

Man I fucked the shit out of Amanda's chest pussy before I came in her hair!

by Geaux Tigers 2009 December 2, 2009